Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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