Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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