My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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