Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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