I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
These tits shall not be calmed
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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