so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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