Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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