Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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