I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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