if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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