genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I could fuck to npr.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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