one might say we're banned from that church
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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