I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You took a bar mat shot.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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