Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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