I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
handjob tips. give me some.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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