I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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