So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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