we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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