Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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