how can u be prego again
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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