Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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