You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
handjob tips. give me some.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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