In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
God, I missed his penis.
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