As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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