shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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