fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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