How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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