Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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