i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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