So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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