Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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