The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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