FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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