all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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