I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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