Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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