ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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