he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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