How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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