We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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