I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
