is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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