no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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