Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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