Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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