Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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