Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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