That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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