Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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