Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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