One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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