The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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