Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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