Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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