So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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