I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
vagina is talking i cant
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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